Thanks to the second amendment I can own a gun and protect my family.
Thanks to the first amendment I can say anything that's on my mind without any legal trouble.
Sorry guys, but the third and fourth amendments state that I don't have to house soldiers within my home and that the police can't unreasonably search me or my property!
So, did you do it?
The fifth amendment states that I don't have to testify against myself, so I plead the fifth.
You're under arrest, lucky for you, The sixth amendment states that you have the right to a speedy, public, and fair trial, including the right to a lawyer, an impartial jury and the right to call upon witnesses.
According to the Eighth amendment, you have the right to fair bail, and the protection from excessive fines and cruel and unusual punishment.
Hey, you can't walk here! It's not stated in the constitution!
Well according to the ninth and tenth amendment, just because it's not in the constitution doesn't mean it's not a right.