Before Cowley was a normal, ordinary cow, he was a dangerous cow. He was faced with many dangers. Among his dangers he fought a giant grasshopper that poked his eye out. He also fought a dragon where his tail was burned off (not pictured). But that was in the past, would you like to hear Cowley's story? Well here it is.
Cowley should not have picked that fight. His eye has been planted... Get it... hes on a farm
Cowley's tail got burned off and he fled to the river to unfire himself.
Shortly after Cowley had unfired himself and cooled down, he realized he couldn't swim because... he is a cow... and cows cannot swim. The river dragged him along and brought him to the ocean.
Cowley soon found himself stranded on an island and befriended it's inhabitant. This creature had the ability to grow eye's so he gave Cowley one.
Cowley soon after saw a ship in the distance and it was coming towards the island. Once on board, Cowley was captured and then assalted... get it... salt... and he's in the ocean... A monster then came out stumbling around, it had no eye and it wanted one Cowley's. After, they were going to cook Cowley for dinner but the monster didn't know how to tie rope so Cowley wiggled free and escaped with the one eye he had left, and his life.