"Hey have you ever wanted to eat without the trouble of actually putting the food in your mouth and chewing? Wish you could just absorb the nutrients and become extremely healthy? wElL nOw YoU cAn!1!!1!!!"
"Introducing the Photosynthesis Brick Thing!" *confetti*
How does it work?
"Imagine wanting to get super super fit, then having to eat food you despise! Like avocados! Avocados suck!"
"Well with the Photosynthesis Brick Thing, you can just absorb nutrients from the sun and it'll convert it to any vital nutrient you body is missing!" *wOOOW*
"The Brick contains highly advanced filters that can extract the vitamins needed to live, just like your dying house plants!"