Nah, man. That's too much. I don't do money, sorry.
Hey, do you want to be my friend for $100? Its a lot of money!
Why does no one want to be my friend? I'm offering them money...
Hey, I'm a professional friend-maker, and no one would have a friend just for money, man.
Why don't they want money? I mean, we need money for life, right?
We do, but not just for friends. How about you go on a walk and see if anyone wants to be your friend. Don't just ask them right away, though. Do something nice for them and they might ask to be your friend. Don't say no..
Yeah, no problem! I'd do anything nice for someone.
Hey, thanks for helping me and my grandma with her groceries!
I'm mowing the lawn tomorrow at my neighbor's house, do you want to help me?
Hey, guess what! I made a new friend! They asked if I wanted to help them now their neighbor's lawn tomorrow.
Good for you! Isn't it easy to make new friends without giving them money? Unless their greedy..