I only have $1.87 to get my husband something for Christmas, it's not enough I gotta figure out something else
Oh my gosh Christmas is tomorrow and i haven't got my wife anything I have to do something!
"Oh, and the next two hours tripped by on rosy wings. Forget the hashed metaphor. She was ransacking the stores for Jim's present."
"Will you buy my hair?"
"Twenty dollars," said Madame, lifting the mass with a practiced hand.
"I buy hair," said Madame. "Take yer hat off and let's have a sight at the looks of it."
Mne. Sofronie, Hair Goods of All kinds
"Jim, darling," she cried, "don't look at me that way. I had my hair cut off and sold because I couldn't have lived through Christmas without giving you a present."
"Dell," said he, "let's put our Christmas presents away and keep 'em a while. They're too nice to use just at present. I sold the watch to get the money to buy your combs. And now suppose you put the chops on."
"What do you want me to put on my back"
I'll give you money to get a dress
"There, here is something for you"
I lost the diamond necklace!
I'ts OK I will buy you a new one and pay it off
10 years wasted to only find out that the necklace was fake.