Yet again, I sat drunk in the bar. Although, I noticed something in the corner on a barrel of gin that I didn't earlier. Why, it was a black cat that looked just like Pluto! It had a missing eye, just as large, all black, but it had a white patch of fur where the noose would have been.
Where is she?!
I allowed the cat to follow me home, but soon it bothered me. It always followed me around, not leaving me alone. My wife enjoyed having the cat but I started to grow hatred towards it.
My wife and I were walking down into the cellar of our new place. I was almost to the bottom when the darn cat went through my legs. This angered me very much that I drew the axe that I was holding, ready to strike it. That is when my wife tried to stop me but it hit her instead.
And that, everyone, is my story. Let the truth be known even though I may highly regret my actions.
Now that you are finished, you may follow me.
I decided to hide her body so I wouldn't be arrested. I figured that I would cleverly place it into the wall where no one will find it. I tried to find the cat to kill it but it must have run away in fright. With my luck, in four days the police officers came in my house and searched for my missing wife. I acted all proud knowing they wouldn't find her.
Ha! I told you she wasn't here!
We all heard a horrific sound that I cannot describe coming from the wall in which I closed up my wife. The police started to open it up when out fell the dead body with, to my horror, was the black cat!