My husband is a jealous man and if we are not careful about this you will end getting hurt when he finds out that me and you slept together.
The Rising Action
When the carpenter sleeps, Alison and Nicholas quickly descend to Alison's bed where they spend the night making love.
Stop resisting me Alison, I love you.
The Rising Action
There once was an old carpenter named John who was married to a woman named Alison who was 18 years old. Alison ends up falling in love with a young man named Nicholas living in the carpenter's house.
Alison, let me in.
Ok, Absalon you can get a kiss but you're going to have to kiss my arse.
Whenever the carpenter wasn't around his wife, she and Nicholas would meet. Nicholas had to get rid of the carpenter so he told him a storm was coming like in the story of Noah in the Bible. Nicholas told the carpenter not to tell anybody and that told him that on the night of the flood he must be away from his wife. He went on to tell John to get three tubs to survive and some food in order to survive the storm.
Absalon, why are you so evil?
A parish clerk, named Absalon also liked the carpenter's wife when he saw her for the first time. He was always asking for her love, but she would always ignore him, he even offered to pay Alison to sleep with him but she didn't want anything to do with Absalon. she wanted Nicholas.
No matter what the carpenter said It went for nothing, no one was believing him they just laughed at him because they thought he was going crazy.
Later that night, Absalon, discovering the Miller's absence, goes to Alison's window. Denied access to her room, he begs for one kiss. Afraid that Absalon will wake the neighbors, Alison agrees to kiss him, but instead of her mouth, she extends her rear out the window. desperate Absalon "kissed her naked arse. As he leaves, Absalon overhears them loves laughing at him.
alright, but one last thing before I leave can I please have a kiss?
After hearing them laugh he gets mad and goes to pay a visit to his blacksmith friend, Absalon borrows a red-hot poker from the blacksmith, returns to Alison's window, and tells her he has a golden ring for her but Nicholas opens the window instead and "stuck out his arse . . . buttocks and all" and farts in Absalon's face. Absalon recovers quickly and sticks the red-hot poker up the middle of Nicholas' arse. Nicholas shouts, "Water, help, Water, Water,".
OH MY GOD, MY ARSE!!! somebody get me water!
As Nicholas was shouting, "Water, help, Water, Water," all that yelling woke John from his sleep. Thinking that the flood is coming, John cuts the rope that holds his boat and crashes to the floor breaking his arm. The neighbors, hearing all the ruckus, rush in and, when they hear of John's preparations for a flood, they laugh at his lunacy because they know a flood was not happening.