You must go sail and pass the Sirens, and resist their song and then you will pass scylla and charybdis the never stopping whirl pool but let schyal eat your men,because then you wont be pushed into the whirlpool. you have been warned by me circe, now go odysseus.
By the was check out the sirens sicks beats but be catefukk its deadly and stuff.
Alright here's the plan we gotta sail past those sirens; so here's some wax to plug your ears and tie me to the mast because i'm a rebel and stuff and circe is making me listen to their deadly song.
Hit or miss, guess I never miss huh, you got a boyfriend?,bet he doesn't kiss ya. please support our pateron!
We are worried that we wont ever make it home and we will be eaten by some giant snake monster!
Don't worry about it be brave remember when we fought a cyclops and stuff.
Help us please Odysseus!
Its fine weonly lost six of you guys!
We did it thanks to you Odysseus!
And we only lost six people including Bill and he was a jerk anyways