Thou Shalt Not Steal Stuff With Computer By Mark and Laura
Breaking News; somebodies identity has been stolen.
What idiot got his identity stolen? I always have my credit cards somewhere safe
Oh no! Someone stole my Visa card
Why does it say that I spent 500 dollars on an avocado one piece swimsuit?!?!
Finally, I can afford this beautiful avocado swimsuit since I stole that poor schmuck's Visa Card
Too bad for the dude that stole your credit card though, because they are definitely going to jail.
Now Calm down, Logan; I understand that you believe that you weren't the one to purchase this avocado swimsuit, but it does show that you did, and based on your record and that time that you bought a cat piano, this seems like something you would do. It is possible that your identity was stolen, but that sounds like a you problem.