Hello, my name is Jarvis. I am going to get £200 tomorrow. I got a call and they said, "Do you want to win easy money? All you have to do is collect a briefcase from Luton and take it to Manchester. If you complete this there will be someone waiting to give you your prize." Then they hung up. I knew that this was a great chance to win some easy money and then buy items I have always wanted.
Hi Gylfi, I have a person named Jarvis who is 13 years old and he will deliver you the money tomorrow in Manchester.
£200, I will have cameras making sure he goes through with the deal and does not run away with the money
Thank you Mason, I will be there. How much will I have to give him in return.
The next day...
Are you Mason?
Yes now hand over the briefcase and here is your money
You have been fined £300,000 for the possession of drugs. We will now take you to the office and have you searched.
Because I was so stupid, I now have to work on a Saturday cleaning the park for 6 hours.