Long ago, there was a pig: a proud pig. He had a round snout, little nubby legs, and a curly tail.
But he was hungry, very, very hungry, in fact so hungry he could eat a cow!
"Mr.Cow, I'm going to eat you" Said the pig The cow responded "You can't eat me, I'm too big!".
The pig traveled far, oh so far, until he found a horse"I found a good meal," thought the pig. He walked to the horse and said"Mr.Horse I will eat y..." 'WHAM!' The horse kicked the pig right on his snout and flattened it.
So, the pig walked towards a sheep and said "Sheep, I feel quite hungry, may I eat you?" and just like the cow, the sheep said "Me? I'm far too big and fluffy for you to eat."