Harrison Bergeron has escaped, he is very dangerous!
"The year was 2081, and everybody was finally equal. They weren't only equal before God and the law. They were equal every which way" (Vonnegut 1).
I will now select my Empress!
"And it was that clammy month that the H-G men took George and Hazel Bergeron's fourteen-year-old son, Harrison, away" (Vonnegut 1).
"'Harrison Bergeron, age fourteen,' she said in a grackle squawk, ' has just escaped from jail, where he was held on suspicion of plotting to overthrow the government'" (Vonnegut 5).
"He flung away his rubber-ball nose, revealed a man that would have awed Thor, the god of thunder. 'I shall now select my Empress!' he said looking down on the cowering people. 'Let the first women who dares rise to her feet claim her mate and her throne!'" (Vonnegut 7).
"It was then that Diana Moon Glampers, the Handicapper General, came into the studio with a double-barreled-ten-gauge shotgun. She fired twice, and the Emperor and Empress were dead before they hit the floor" (Vonnegut 8).