Why did you burn The Middle School: Save Rafe book?
I burned it because James Patterson is the author.
The book was about how Rafe couldn't go to his old middle school unless he went to a learning camp. This camp made him have to go through a series of courses. By the end of the week he had to have 10 tags to finish. By the end of the week he had enough tags to be able to return to school.
That's boring. Tell me something exciting.
Would you like me to tell you about all the action packed stuff he did to get the tags?