SP: Sounds like I have some company. I better go check it out.
SP: Wow all of these works sound great! Some things sound quite familiar but I can't quite put my finger on it... Oh well.
SP: On the way where? Where are you taking me?
SP: What seems to be the problem?
CP: You'll have to come with us. We will explain on the way.
FP: Thank you CP, and you too SP. Now please.. stop whining and let's help CP sort this out. Next time, pay at6tention to what is going on in your part of society and leave the rest to us.
FP: Hello SP, we came by to discuss an ongoing issue occurring in your hands that we would like to end.
SP: WHAT DO YOU MEAN COPYRIGHT? THAT'S NOT A PROBLEM WORTH DISCUSSING, EVERYTHING IS TAKEN CARE OF!
CP: According to FP's findings the issue has drastically grown and he will have to take charge of it from this point on.
FP: We have been over this before but I am here to remind you that it is not your job whether copyright is okay or not. I have established the copyright law to avoid situations like these. It's my job.
SP: I apologize for my ignorance, I should've made myself more aware of the Supremacy Clause that clearly make you FP, superior than I.
CP: Well I for one am glad you realized what the issue was. Now it is my job to take it from here and bring criminal justice into the table. I will save you guys the trouble in solving all copyright cases.