Ahh good, you are back. Various sources have stated that Piklinkton and Frederick are on there way for their invasion, but here's my plan. Before this attack I read a book about a great military leader and thus have I been put in charge of the defences. As soon as the enemy comes through, you will bombard them with faeces, which should slow them down and create an opening for the others to attack.
What a splendid plan! We will get in position right away!