"Well, thish-yer Smiley had a yaller one-eyed cow that didn’t have no tail, only just a short stump like a bannanner, and the strongest legs I'd ever see." Now of course this story intreaged me so I decided to stay for this last one
Smiley o'r there once made the craziest darn bet I ever done heard. He bet this stranger TWENTY WHOLE dollar bills that the ol cow in the field could out plow any cow the stranger did find. An jus like that the bet was on
Crazy Smiley tempted the beast with the sweetest wheat from the field. With the ol cow tamed he strapped on the plow and said, "First cow to plow the most land by sunset will be winnin the earnins. Ready set GO!"
Smiley was winnin by a landslide. That cow the stranger chose end'd up sleepin there on the job. But Smileys cow wadnt slowin down none
They's both looked confused by the time the aftrnoon rolled 'round. The cow's still plowin and the lands starten to get pretty darn deep
The cow was STILL plowin. Plowed through fields, roads, homes, woods, heck even through a stone wall at one point, takin out her right eye! Water busted out've the ground and the whole town was begin'n to flood. The could only watch the cow keep on goin with no end in sight