Once, there lived... A GIANT BURGER. Jk. It was a STUPID GIANT BURGER. Jk x2. Ok, I'll be serious now. There was once this king named Midas. No, not Adidas, the Greeks only wore Nike lol.
Thank you King Midas!
Well, hello Mr. Satyr, I won't punish you for sleeping in my house. Have a good day!!
So, Dionysus (who isn't sus) granted King Midas ONE wish.
I want everything I touch to be GOLD.
I'M THE RICHEST MAN ALIVE, YAHOO.COM!!!!!!!
King Midas was so happy about being the richest man alive and got featured in some of Greece's hottest gossip magazines. Well, that was until he turned his daughter into gold and all his food turned into gold.
Not my daughter! Or my food! Actually, can you keep my daughter in her gold form? She isn't as annoying. Still, I'M STARVING!!!!
King Midas begged and begged, but Dionysus, (who isn't sus) wouldn't budge. King Midas became a follower of Pan, but later was given ears of a donkey. He learned a very valuable lesson, don't think wealth will solve every problem.