Stage four thyroid cancer. What cancer are you fighting?
Hazel Grace, what kind of cancer do you suffer from?
Okay, well that's a great way to look at our situation.
Hazel Grace, you do realize that we could die at any given moment, correct?
SERIOUSLY? That is disgusting. You just ruined this entire thing we had going and you were doing really well too.
You're seriously willing to give money to a corporation for the chance to get even more cancer?
Hazel Grace, cigarettes do not actually hurt you unless you light them. I've never lit one. You see, it's a metaphor. You put the killing thing between your teeth, but you never actually give it the power to kill you.
Augustus now grabs the cigarette out of his pocket
Augustus Waters, I wouldn't mind having you as my boyfriend
Look, Hazel Grace. Life is short and our lives might be even shorter. I am just going to be straight up with you, I really like you. I wouldn't mind if you were my girlfriend.