Hey man its like 2 in the morning, why are you getting ice cream and all this candy right now?
Well, my girlfriend asked for it. Which could only mean that she must be PMSing, which is totally understandable because prolactin excretions increase which make her breasts all tender and swollen. Plus follicle-stimulating hormone causes estrogen and stuff to increase too, which makes her all crabby and crampy, so here I am getting ice cream for her.
Hey I'm home, I got you some icecream and a bunch of other chocolates and candy and stuff, I know how hard PMSing must be
Yeah, I'm not on my period. I just wanted some ice cream.