I'm a fairy of Titania. Aren't you Puck of Oberon who only brings trouble?
Shhh! Here comes Titania and Oberon now!
Deep within the woods...
Who are you?
The one and only! Hey, Oberon and Titania are still arguing over the changeling child, right?
Thou art roast'd.
I know what you did. I know you snuck away from this land to be with Hippolyta.
Meanwhile, Titania and Oberon begin to argue.
And I know you are in love with Theseus.
Oooh burneth.
There's no need to lie. I will never give you the changeling child, not even for my kingdom. After his mother died, I am the only one who should care for him.
We faileth.
Yes, sir.
Listen, Puck, we need to use the juice of the flower Cupid hit. If we put it on Titania's eyes while she sleeps, she'll fall in love and we can win that changeling.
I'll be your spaniel, if you just love me!
Nearby...
Helena, I will literally murder you.
Okay, change of plans. I want you to put the flower juice on an Athenian man's eyes. I'll find Titania.
Remember he's wearing Athenian robes, just like half the people in this forest.