I always seem in the wrong place at the wrong time.
Stanley, for your sentence, you can ether go to jail, or go to camp.
Stanley's First Hole
You will dig a hole every day, for the next 18 months, this is not a girl scout camp.
Stanley was walking home from school after fishing his notebook out of a sink. He had always seemed in the wrong place at the wrong time. While he walked under the overpass, a pair of shoes fell and hit him on the head. He took them thinking they were luck for his fathers invention to stop foot oder.
On Gods Thumb
Hector, wake up! We are at Gods Thumb.
A hot fudge sunday. Eat it.
The shoes Stanley took turned out to be Clyde Livingston, A famous baseball player's, shoes. He was charged for stealing and given a choice, "you can go to jail, or spend 18 months at camp green lake." Stanley choose camp because he never had been to camp.
In the Pit of Sorrow
Should I shoot them?
Which, the lizards, or the kids?
Camp Green Lake is not as green as many would think. The lake dried up over a century ago, the only green is in-between two trees at the wardens cabin. "Every day you will dig a hole, 5' feet by 5' feet deep." "After that, he gets to sleep, or go to the wreck room."
Stanley gets Realesed
Your free to go, keep your outfit, or burn it, I don't care.
Zero, a fellow incarcerated "criminal" ran away. Stanley, for some reason, decides to run and get him. He hijacked the water truck and drove it, into a hole. Stanley ran from camp and met zero under a boat. They decide to look for water. Stanley's great grandfather climbed up gods thumb and somehow survived. Stanley decides to hike with Zero to gods thumb. When they reach it, there at the bottom, was onions, and water.
Wha, What is that!
They decide to dig one more hole. Stanley knew why they digged, for treasure, But when they tried to get out with a suitcase, they were caught by the warden, She thanked them but when she tried to take the suitcase, lizards jumped on the suit case and made everybody stop. After a few hours cars came to the scene.
Stanley was found not guilty and was released, the warden tried to grab it but was fined for failing to keep records in tacked, so she had to sell. Zero got her backfired because she wiped his record so she did not need to deal with a inspector. The State attorney said "your free to go, Stanley, you can keep your outfit or burn it if you want." While Stanley got in his lawyers car.