Then suddenly, the tiny creatures came rushing at Burt, clubs and spears in their hands. As one of them got close, it knocked him over the head with his club, knocking Burt unconscious.
This isn't going to end well...
When Burt woke up, he found himself in a jail cell, his hands cuffed. Two soldiers were carrying him out of the cell, to a place where Burt was sure he wouldn't want to be in soon.
They lead Burt down a long stone hallway, where Burt could see a light, fiery glow coming from the end of the tunnel.
They... killed... Burt! They shall all pay for this terrible deed!
Burt was lead down a narrow pathway where there was lava all around. More tiny creatures were gathered around, watching and cheering. The two soldiers pushed him closer and closer to the fire, then backed up, building a wall so Burt couldn't get out.
Then, with everyone watching and cheering, the soldiers pushed Burt into the fire, sacrificing him to their god.
But little did they know, Derek was watching from space. In rage, the tiny stick blew up the planet, killing all the tiny creatures, and everything else on the planet.