You know what this paper isn't worth my life my wife is
we only have an hour my husband thinks i'm at the movies.
Okay at least it's more than last time.
Is that my wife.
THE END It is said that Tom later divorced her and buried himself in his work and died 25 years later a lonely, grouchy old man with no relatives still alive or any kin to recieve his possesions, so his stuff was sold and the proceeds went to various charities.