The Hobbit

Updated: 10/13/2021
The Hobbit

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  • I am small. That is my entire character.
  • Observe: It is raining. I exist solely for plot convenience.
  • We are useless and there are thirteen of us.
  • I am a goblin. I am pointless.
  • Oh no. Everyone is dying. How surprising. I just woke up for the sake of plot convenience. I will go save everyone in a very underwhelming manner now.
  • We are angry. We are going to try kill all of you for the righteous cause of plot advancement.
  • I am in charge and also dead.
  • We somehow escaped completely unscathed. Realism.