Saturn had been single for over 3 billion years and as she watched her fellow planets in relationships, she decided she didn't want to be single anymore.
So, she downloaded the planet dating app “Heavenly Daters”. Soon after, she was getting match after match.
Saturn decided to go on a date with Mercury on monday, a date with Uranus on tuesday, a date with Earth on wednesday, a date with Jupiter on thursday, a date with Neptune on friday, a date with Venus on saturday, and a date with Mars on sunday.
After dating each for about 2 million years, they all proposed to her.
Saturn didn't want to hurt anyone's feelings, so she decided to say yes to all seven.
To this day, Saturn wears all of her rings everyday.