Bang! A volcano exploded, spilling lava and ash. A portion of the magma realized they were too cool for everyone, so it started to cool. The igneous rock, Balboa, was created.
Balboa was ready to start his adventure, but did not have a map, so he sat on the ground thinking of where he should go. Unfortunately, he waited for years, and as wind and water came through, he weathered and eroded. He had now transformed into sediment.
Balboa, wanting to become a rock again, used all his willpower and strength and compacted and cemented himself together until he was....a sedimentary rock!
Once again ready to start his adventures, Balboa suddenly remembered that he had forgotten to study for his geometry test! Why rocks must know geometry, I am unsure of! Feeling very stressed, he couldn't handle the heat and pressure, and he became metamorphic rock.
Once Balboa had studied for his geometry test, he realized he had lots more homework! Since middle school for a rock is very stressful, Balboa started to panic. He began to have a meltdown, and he melted back down to magma under the earth.
Now that Balboa was magma again, he tried to make friends with the other magma. However, since he had left them for an adventure, they gave him the cold-shoulder. The severe freezing temperature of the cold-shoulder caused Balboa to once again cool down into an igneous rock.