What's this? Oh it is a money printer. I think i'll take it home.
Wow, I love this show!
The money printer is illegal, but, I can make a whole lot of money off it.
One day, a very curious man found a large, gray box he had never seen before. As his curiosity took over, he fully examined the box to find out that it was some sort of money printer. He had taken it home.
Fully ignoring the fact that the money printer was illegal, he had watched TV throughout the entire day. He had gone to his bedroom to sleep.
You're under arrest for being in possession of a highly illegal money printer!
Oh no! Please! I'm sorry!
Yeah! What they said!
When he arrives to his bedroom, He thinks about how the money printer is highly illegal and should turn it into The Police. But, He still wants to keep it Because he is very greedy and wants to use it for his own good.
What have I done? Why did I take the money printer? I should have left it alone!
The next morning, he wakes up and goes back to his living room where the money printer still lies on the table. He then turned on the money printer and it began making a whirring noise.
He had left his home to walk to work when suddenly three police officers had ambushed him. He did not understand why they had ambushed him, until, one of them had handcuffed him and explained to him that the money printer wasn't real, it had actually been a kind of panic button and the whole thing was a trap made up by the police.
After he is taken to the police station, he is then sent to prison for his crimes, he then cries in his cell wishing he had not taken the fake money printer.