Good. He resides in the wine cellar. He is wearing tattered clothes and looks like he hasn't bathed in weeks. The lazy bum.
Rosencrantz and Guildenstern, you must speak to Hamlet. He is mad and being rather difficult.
My friends! What crimes have you committed to be sent to this prison? That prison being Denmark.
Denmark isn't so bad. And you're the prince! You probably feel this way because you have such an ambitious mind!
Who sent you to see me?
No. I could live in a walnut and be just fine. This place is distasteful, power hungry, and evil.
Hamlet has never acted so volatile and low. He truly is acting like a mad beggar on the streets.
I know you are lying. Don't fool me.
I've lost all sense of fun, and refuse to exercise. The world seems sterile and empty. The air is filled with disease.
No one! We just wanted to say hello as your friends?.
Yet I am the mad and foolish one for having the eyes to see it all! People do not listen to what I have to say, I'm just Hamlet who has gone mad. Open your eyes and look around! Or the poison will get you too!
We need to get out of here!
Unfortunately, it seems he is just a rouge prince who dresses like a beggar. I'll inform the King, and he will decide what to do with that man.
Well? Any luck?
Hamlet would barely let us speak, he is crazy. Is this the man he has become now?