I rather play with animals than with slides. I love animals!
wanna play on the slide?
As a boy, I used to love animals. I was intrigued by the way they looked, and the way they survived in the wild. I would often play with animals than with other humans.
My wife bought me many pets, but my favorite was always the cat. I named him Pluto. Sadly, because of my drinking problem, I often ill-used them.
Thank you for all of these wonderful pets! I feel a connection with the cat. I will call him Pluto.
One night, after coming back from the bar, I found the cat walking around in the living room. He had been ignoring me lately, so I let my rage consume me and I cut his eyeball out of his face.
You stupid cat! I am your owner. You must pay attention to me!
When I was coming out of the bar one night, I noticed a black cat that looked extremely similar to Pluto, except for a white splotch on its belly. I had recently killed Pluto, so I wanted to take this cat home, and care for it.
I shall take this cat home with me and care for it, to pay for my evil doings.
The cat had annoyed me soo much, that one day I just decided to kill it. My wife intervened and I ended up killing her, all because of the cat.
You stupid cat! You made me kill my wife! I hate you!
After the police found my dead wife's corpse in the wall, they arrested me. They are going to kill me today, but I can't get over how much I hate that stupid little cat!
Now I die today. It is all because of that stupid little dirty cat!