One day a boy named Timmy is getting ready for school, His school is hogwart jr.high. He doesnt want to learn about magic but he wants to be a knight but to bad his mom is a witch, and his dad is a wizard.
Motha Im ready for school!
Hey how's your day in Hogwart high
Good so far, but do I know you?
Sorry class, class is cancelled, Someone did the wrong spell and cast a rat spell.
My lad are you okay
My lord why did you do that
why did you do that
You don't order me servant (spits at feet)
No BullyingNo cursing
Okay squire let me sign of this Magna Carta.
My lord yours son want to speak with you
Son hurry up, The Magna Carta and the war isn't gonna finish itself.
Today I threw this peasant into the water, he kept bothering me. His name was Turner
Son do you know who your messing with!!! His father his called the boogeyman and he beat our army with one spell. ONE SPELL SON!!!!!!!!!!