Ladies and gentlmen, Harrison Bergeron, age fourteen, has just escaped from jail, where he was held on suspicion of plotting to overthrow the government. He is a genius and an athlete, and is under-handicapped, and should be regarded as extremely dangerous.
I AM EMPORER!!!!
George and Hazel Bergeron are in the year 2081, the year where every one is finally equal. Hazel is a completely average person, but George is not. This means George must wear a radio in his ear, creating oud sounds every twenty seconds. He also has to wear a very heavy bag around his neck.
A new bullitin apeared on the television warning others about Harrison Bergeron, Hazel and George's son. Harrison has escaped from jail and his handicaps are messy and abundant.