Grandma came to the door to see who it was, and she was terrified. She cried, ''He's gonna eat me up!" And she was absolutely right he ate her up in one gulp.
But Grandma was small and tough, and the wolf wailed, "I've got to have a second helping! I'm therefore gonna wait right here till Little Miss Red Riding Hood comes home from the woods." He put on Grandma's clothes and sat in her chair.
Red Riding Hood stopped and stared and then she said to the wolf, "What big ears you have, Grandma." He replied by saying it's so that he can hear her better. She then said, "What great big eyes you have, Grandma." The wolf replied, "All the better to see you with." He smiled imagining how she'll taste like a caviar compared to her grandmother.
Then Little Red Riding Hood said, "But Grandma what a lovely great big furry coat you have on." The wolf cried, "That's wrong! Have you forgot to tell me what BIG TEETH I've got! Well I'm gonna eat you anyway."
The small girl smiles and whips a pistol from her knickers. She aim's at the creature's head.