Voiceover: Everybody knows the story of the Three Little Pigs. Or at least they think they do. But I’ll let you in on a little secret. Nobody knows the real story, because nobody has ever heard my side of the story
Voiceover: The whole Big Bad Wolf thing is all wrong. The real story is about a sneeze and a cup of sugar.
(Wolf sneezes and the whole house collapses)
Nobody talks about my granny like that!!!
Wide shot of ruined houses
GO AWAY! And your old granny can sit on a pin!
(Huffing and puffing) And the rest, as they say, is history.