WHAT?! Welp, at least I have the right to have a trial by jury because of the 7th amendment!
Don't worry Jimmy, I'll be your lawyer.
Sir, you are under arrest for killing a killer clown and stealing its clothes!
Oh NO IT'S A GOOSE
Now you're banned from America (JUST KIDDING LOL GET REKKED YALL)
For creating a mighty ruckus in the country store of Mt. Rushmore, you will not be sentenced to jail for life, like we would've done to you if we didn't have the 8th amendment. Instead, you are not allowed to go to Mt. Rushmore ever again.
But the cashier STARTED IT
I'm here to fill space lol
Even though it is not in the Constitution, we have rights that belong to humans, like EQUALITY
...Weirdos. Well, at least I have the right to freedom from Interference with Privacy, Family, Home and Correspondence, even though it's not in the Constitution. There are many other rights that humans have because we're human, but right now I gotta get these two out of my room.
Alright, the Supreme Court has decided to sentence this dude to death because he stole a chocolate book cover of the Chronicles of Narnia
Guess who's back to fill more space!
But the Constitution says you can't do that! The 10th Amendment even says the government can only do what the Constitution says!