Um well I do not have an actual listed place of living. I have been hotel hopping lately. But I do work at McDonalds since tenth grade.
How long have you held your current job, and how long have you lived at your current address?
I make about $8 an hour, so around $17,800 a year.
Ok. And How much're you making at your job?
I have about $600 in my pocket and there is art hanging on the wall in my hotel room that I could probably steal. I have a lot of debt because I went to college but never got my degree so I cannot get a job.
And what do you consider your assets and liabilities to be?
I have a used car that I just totaled. But that's it.
What sources of collateral do you have?
Ugh. Whatever sir.
Well with all of this information I am sorry sir but I cannot give you a loan at this time.