So, Olivia. Tell me about that fancy smanchy tablet you just got for your job
Oh you mean my Wacom Cintiq Pro! Yeah I'm obsessed! It was a little over $1000, but it's worth it!
Olivia! That's way too much for a silly tablet!!!!
Not at all! You see, that "silly tablet" is well worth it's pennies! It's HUGE! The dimensions are 16.2 x 10.4 x 57 in! It has over 8192 levels of pen pressure, for both the pen tip, AND the eraser! It has 16.7 MILLION displayable colors to play with! I can't believe I finally have one.