The happy couple adopted a new black cat. They named him Pluto.
I am so glad we adopted you!!
After the husband of the couple grew to love the cat it followed him around. One night he went to a bar and when he was walking home the cat followed him. He hated this and stabbed his eye out.
You make my life to hard.
You are annoying me, I stab you now, and I think I am drunk.
After a while the Pluto healed but was afraid of the man. So out of anger, misery, and sadness the man hung Pluto. That day he hung Pluto but that night a fire started and burned down the house leaving an imprint of the poor cat.
You annoy me to much so I will put you out of your misery
The man regretted what he did and one night at the bar he found a cat and took him home. The cat loved him dearly and life was good for a moment.
You will reeeeplace meee old cat
I maaaaaa take youuuu hommmmm prettty kittttty.
The cat loved him but the man just grew annoyed and one day the cat accidentally tripped him. Then the man out of anger tried to kill it with an ax, but the wife went in the way and so the man killed her instead.
Never stop me from trying to kill an animal.
What the...! You are under arrest You will be hung tomorrow
The man walled up the wife in the basement wall and when the police came to investigate they found nothing. The man decided to brag about the wall and hit it. The cat mowed and the police stopped walking away. The wall fell down and the cat and wife was found.