One day I went outside to grab a turkey for Thanksgiving when I grabbed the turkey it jumped out of my arms and started to run down the road.
Hi! I am a turkey and my owner was going to try to eat me today. He is so rude! I hope I come up with a quick escape route.
Mommy! There is a turkey on the loose!
Finally! Safe at last!
How did a turkey get in here !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I don't get it. So many people think it's crazy for a turkey,like me to be running loose. It is not fair,they get to run loose all the time when ever they want to.
I guess I am stuck going back home,even if it ends up to me being on a dinner plate soaked in gravy and dunked into mashed potatoes.
Really...OK...lets go eat some ham for a wonderful Thanksgiving.Oh farmer by the way, I never, ever thought you were going to eat me, because were friends.
I am so glad I found you turkey. I thought you would be gone forever. I was going out there to invite you for some Thanksgiving dinner. If you thought I was going to eat you, your my friend. I would never do that to you.