Laozi writing down his wisdom. The Chinese border guard knew who he was and did not want to loss the wisdom.
Abominations
You should take your elbows off the table
He wanted to try out his new cross bow he just got. He wanted to bring his friend. China made the crossbow
Inventions 2
Everyone is writing on the new paper that the Han dynasty made.
When she was eating she put her elbows on the table. In the ninth abominations it says what is not right (lacking manners)
When the Han Dynasty thought about how to realize earthquake is coming they invented the earthquake detector. Is there was one coming they would see the ball drop into the frogs mouth.
Why is there balls coming out of the pot?
I have to go warn the people an earthquake is coming!