WE BOTH WANT LAND SO NOW WE'RE AT WAR AND LAST MAN STANDING GETS THE LAND!
I won but I'm in deep debt! And i can't afford the resources to provide for the violence that is on the western side of our mountains. happening colonists cannot settle on the west side of our mountains.
I HAVE AN IDEA! I should go tell the colonists...
Well then were not going to buy your weirdly spectacular tea!
NO! You have to buy my tea! I'll even lower the price to almost nothing, but you can only buy my tea, no on else's.
I'm raising your taxes and placing higher taxes on objects to pay off my debt!
Sons of Liberty
I'm dumping all of this amazingly cheap yet delicious tea into their harbor because you won't listen to the colonists, it'll put you in even deeper debt, and you're mean! HAHA!
I think I'm going to write a book about common sense that will cause people to want to leave their evil dictator for fun!
We've decided that you colonists should have independence and that is important to you, so we wrote this deceleration so you can part from Britain.