I was so tired I almost completely pass out from my crazy party I had last night, I was getting so mad, because random people were still asleep from last night. I was considering just dropping them off in some random place.
After a horrific morning I had to get out of that place so I went for a walk. While I was looking at a meme of a faun I ran right into a LAMPPOST!!
Those beasts, they might of been my friends but after leaving all this disposal they are my enemies!!!
The next morning
After I got bored at staring at my trashed house the door bell rang and these secret police people showed up saying there were multiple noise complaints
When I ran into it, the lamppost it instantly gave me a bloody nose and the only thing I had to wipe it up was a handkerchief.