Once upon a time, there was a poor widow, who lived with her only son Jack, and a cow named Milky-white. All they had to live off of was the milk the cow gave every morning, which they carried to the market and sold. However, one morning, Milky-white gave no milk...
Oh no! Whatever shall we do? Milky-white be givin' no more milk.
We must sell her and with the money we can start a shop or somethin'.
Don't worry mother. It's market day today, and so I'll sell her and see what we can do.
Off to the market to sell your cow Jack? I'll give you these 3 magic beans in exchange for it.
Oh but these aren't 3 any old beans. If you plant them overnight, they will grow right into the sky.
Well then, it's a deal!
No way am I givin' you Milky-white for 3 old beans. Go along now.
Seriously now!? Ya gave away Milky-white, the best milker in the parish, for a 3 little beans!? What a fool you are! Now off with you to bed, and not a morsel you shall eat or drink!
Then, Jack's mother threw the beans out the window and they landed in the ground. However, the man did stay true to his word, and the three beans formed a beanstalk and grew straight into the sky. The next morning, Jack woke up bright and early and he climbed the beanstalk. He climbed and he climbed and he climbed and he climbed until he eventually reached the sky.
Wow. Ya came back with a bag of gold, a goose that lays golden eggs, and a golden harp. I'm so proud of ya me boi.