Hedging the horror
Updated: 6/20/2020
Hedging the horror
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  • Hi, my fellow astrobiologist with a minor in xeno rocket surgey
  • Hello there, my bald friend from the intergalactic banking sector
  • I have created this new financial instrument, that I plan to sell to the chlorine breathing plant-people from the Zorg planet. They sell crystallized versions of their dreams, which are a by-product of their 80-year long hibernation cycles.My product will allow them to insure against chance of the horrors that ruin crystals by using as a collateral rights to utilize their hibernating bodies as a prop in interstellar soap operas.Cool, right?
  • How does it matter? The contract is with a specific person, meaning a particular consciousness.
  • Have you taken into account the fact that your customers are exchanging their consciousnesses using their pollen during the hibernation?
  • Well, pollen is carried by semi-intelligent species of lizards, that also tend to moonlight in the insurance sales.
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