Country frenchman

Country frenchman

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  • Yeehaw I'm in New York. Time to act French and scam some dumb city folk. I'm gonna barter and sell my existing goods now.
  • Uh. I gotta yeehaw outta here mam
  • Man I'm done with this farm crap. Way too much work. You wanna buy this here farm? You can buy my crops as future goods too, they are already in the ground
  • First order of business, one of these apartments wanted a delivery of one beret for a price of $29 
  • Thank you. Where in France are you from?
  • yessir. By the statue of frauds, imma need a contract yeehaw
  • Bonjour mademoiselle! I have your beret here. I accept cash as payment and risk of loss will be transferred to you when ownership is transferred.
  • Oui
  • Ok. Is that my receipt of goods too?
  • Bonjour mademoiselle! I have the identified goods we spoke on the phone about here. By the UCC the same sale laws apply here in New Jersey as they do in Maine.
  • YEEHAW IM FUMING! I JUST LEARNED FROM THE TOWNSFOLK THAT $20 MILLION ISNT A FAIR PRICE FOR 10 ACRES OF FARMLAND! THIS IS AN UNCONSIOUBLE CONTRACT GET BACK HERE BONJOUR BOY!!!
  • ah turd muffins. good thing im already on my way back. new york is gross and people looked at me weird when i got my yeehaw on
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