Heyyy Debra, I need you to cover my shifts for like the whole month. my ANNOYING mom is in the hosital and i have to take careee of her and im going to a concert next week. Also try to make the big boss thnk im here. Byyyeee!!!
THIS IS SO RUDE!! I MUST REPORT HER!
Would you like to delete this email?
Can you believe she thinks I'm going to cover for her for a MONTH!!
I will look into this right now!
I always WANTED to fire her!! Now I have a reason!!
YOU ARE FIRED!!
I'm going to have to sell my house and move in with my HORRIBLE mother!!!