Once upon a time, there was a little fairy village. In this village, there were many fairies who worked together to protect the village, and have safe, happy lives. Amongst all of the different types of fairies, there were the ones who made sure to defend the village from the outside. Their main goal was to protect the village from goblins. Recently, there was one particular goblin who was not very strong which meant he wasn't the best guard out of all of the others. This means that he would often ask others to be his company because he realized that he was not brave and strong. Here is the story...
Goblin! There's a goblin over here!
Ha Ha! You should have seen the look on your face! There is no goblin, but now that you're here, I was wondering if you would like to keep me company.
A goblin?! Where?!
That's it! If you think this is all fun and games, go guard somewhere else away from the village!
Just give it a rest kid. Lunch break is in 13 minutes.
HELP! THERE ACTUALLY IS A GOBLIN! AHHHH!!!
Seriously. It is not funny. Now get back to work before we both get in trouble.
No really, I am not lying! I'll do anything, please just listen to me!
If you couldn't tell, this was a parody of "The boy who cried wolf" THE END