911. Please send an officer over immediately. My wife and I just came home to a little girl sleeping in our bed and I would like to have her prosecuted for breaking and entering.
Here is your summons to appear in court on the charges of breaking and entering. You have to appear before the judge on the 27th of May. I am going to take you away now and the judge will determine your bail later.
I also have to read you your Miranda Rights. You have the right to remain silent, anything you say can be used against you in court, and you have the right to an attorney.
We will begin with opening statements starting with Papa Bear and going to the defendant, Goldilocks.
Thank you judge. When I got home from working at Build-A-Bear Workshop, I found my front door pried and left open and Ms. Goldilocks sleeping in my bed.
I had been on a camping trip with some friends when I got lost. I stumbled upon the Bears' house and it was freezing outside so I was just going to stay the night. I didn't mean to break in and cause any damage.
We will start calling up witnesses and testimonies. Papa Bear. You may now call your first witness.
Mama Bear. Had we ever seen or known Ms. Goldilocks before we saw her in our house? Did we ever invite her?