Today's world cup match is between the Proletariat Panthers and the Bourgeois Bears. They're competing for which political ideology is better. Let's see what the coach of the Proletariat Panthers is doing out on the field!
I'm Karl Marx and I'm the leader of the Proletarian Panthers. The Proletarians as a whole believe in the ideology of equality through communism. By working together in our system that isn't divided by class or status we will ultimately be able to find success in our mission of controlling the means of production. Also by working together in soccer we will find success in this game due to our great work effort and teamwork.
Hello I'm a business owner and coach of the Bourgeois Bears. We aren't the best at working together or working at all so we are determined to use the Proletariat Panthers low class status to our advantage to intimidate them into winning this soccer game and maintaining our political ideology of owning the means of production.
Now that we've heard from both teams and their coaches, let the games begin!