The man is about to tell a twisted tale in which a cat torments him and he accidentely becomes a murderer.
Let me tell you a story about a black cat, an accidental murder and myself.
The man comes home one night drunk and gets angry at the cat therefore taking it's eye.
Now I'm going to scoop out your eye you annoying cat.
The man can't live with the cat without feeling guilty so he puts the cat out of it's mysery when really he's getting rid of his own.
I'm so sorry but now you must die! (sob sob)
When drunk at the bar the man finds a cat that looks just like Pluto but he's to drunk to realize that this cat doesn't have an eye either. He later realizes that the cat has a white mark around its neck like a noose.
Hey, it's a cat like pluto! (glug glug)
Let's see if it will follow me home.
The cat almost trips the man down the stairs and the man gets very mad and tries to cut the cat with an ax but his wife stops him. In his anger he turns around and puts the ax into her head instead. He then hides her in a walled off fire place.
Maybe I can hide the body in the walled off fire place.
When the cops came to his house he was saying how nicely built the walls are and taps on the wall his wife is behind. A peircing scream is heard and the cops find the body with the cat on her head red mouthed. Now the man is to die.