Updated: 5/12/2020

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  • Are you kidding he is the top dog, the head honcho, the king burrito, they say.
  • No one says king burrito.
  • My name is Samuel Tilden , and a vote for me is a vote against corrupting. I don't care how much money I'm offered. I' will not turn the presidency and this great country into a mockery by taking brides or allowing anyone else in my government to do so-
  • Are you done yet?
  • Yes, vote Democrat- vote for Tilden.
  • So, uh, I'm the Republican candidate. And, uh, you should really elect me. I'd be great. Really great. I mean, I have an awesome beard, a super cool first name that can be shortened. I mean, yeah. Vote for me.